March 2012
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Walang Pera dahil bakasyon na.
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
That awkward moment when my mom is introducing me...
totally-relatable:
I’m like : HELLO UNCLE, HELLO AUNT!
but inside i’m like :
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